Pain of Salvation のオフィシャルフォーラムで見つけたものだが、こいつは面白い。Pain of Salvation(以下POS)ファンならこの「神」に食いつく理由は心当たりがあるよね??神とのチャットを楽しんでみたまえ。なんと心細いやつかと思うだろうよ。
何か面白い質問や、やり取りを見つけたらトラックバックでも送ってくれると嬉しい。俺が送ったもので面白かったのはPOSのフォーラムに投稿したけど、POSを知ってる人じゃないとわからんなあ。とりあえず、テキトーにやりとり。スペルミスなどもそのまま。
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
La
God:
Oテケ?
Me:
La
God:
Oテケ?
Me:
La
God:
Oテケ?
Me:
My name is "La"
God:
How are you, La.
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it La.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I don't talk anymore.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
soory,,,,I'm just kidding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
You are cumputer.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cumputer.
Me:
I don't care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Tomorrow's whether
God:
Oh I see. soory you are just kidding is whether? it is?
Me:
No,
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
You mother.
God:
That's good information: La said I mother.
Me:
May I ask you again?
God:
Once more? Ask it. " That's good information: La said I mother."? Me, La ?
Me:
I want ask another thing.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I guess you know everthing.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Do you blieve in LOVE?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Where is JUSTICE?
God:
Where it is hard to find. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No.But you should know about it.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Now I do.
Me:
Please.
God:
Please what?
Me:
Please answer.
God:
Wow you are very polite. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
Is there "justice there?
God:
There might be.
Me:
Is there meaning of life there?
God:
There is.


